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Do You Have Goot Shavel?
I See Dead People (mostly on the weekends)
Why I Hate Lady Elaine Fairchild
Dan, Don't Touch The Heater or Doing The Laundry With Shrimpman!
Life's Like A Movie - The Day I Met Jim Henson
My Day As An Ape - or - No Sandwich For You, We Don't Serve Apes!
I Told You To Come Alone!!! (a horrifying true story)
From Latex and Fur to Digital Martians - John Schmitt
The Amazing Forrest J. Ackerman
Equinox - A Movie Review
Dan Banic's Polarized Dinner
1964/65 World's Fair Lights Discovered in Orange County, NY
The REAL Wallace
Where can I catch a bus to the World's Fair?
Night Of The Living Dead - Channel 7 Broadcast